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Guess Which Jackson* I Saw Today?

Jermaine.

He parked his Rolls-Royce next to my Ford Focus hatchback and went into Subway. At 9:30am. (I was in the same lot to go to the bank.)

Dan pointed out that upon acquiring a certain car, you're no longer allowed to patronize certain establishments. His exact words were: "Ooh, classy gentleman. For lunch, he will drive his Bugatti Veyron to Church's Chicken... for dinner, his Bentley BACK to Subway. Why doesn't he just go off-road mudding while he's at it?"

*Jackson as in "of the Jackson 5."

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