Is that really you visiting my site so much? According to my research, one (or possible three!) your IPs makes more server requests than even Google and Yahoo bots. What could it be? I didn't know the DHS had such an interest in design.
Thank you for checking out my samples. Perhaps you are looking for someone to redesign your agency's image? Or maybe you need a blog installed at www.dhs.gov? Oh, you probably like reading my to-do lists, thinking that maybe your bureau can get some inspiration from my perpetual and overriding work ethic. Could it be that you want to hire me to advise you on your site's use of font? (Free tip: Please increase font size. 9px is too small.)
Come to think of it, you're probably checking up on some ill-advised use of the slang term "da bomb" in one of my blog entries.
Whatever the case, I want you to know that you're my #3 fan! Thanks! Maybe next month you can shoot for the coveted first runner-up spot.
P.S. Has Ms. Napolitano figured out the wallpaper and paint scheme for the office yet?
Thank you for checking out my samples. Perhaps you are looking for someone to redesign your agency's image? Or maybe you need a blog installed at www.dhs.gov? Oh, you probably like reading my to-do lists, thinking that maybe your bureau can get some inspiration from my perpetual and overriding work ethic. Could it be that you want to hire me to advise you on your site's use of font? (Free tip: Please increase font size. 9px is too small.)
Come to think of it, you're probably checking up on some ill-advised use of the slang term "da bomb" in one of my blog entries.
Whatever the case, I want you to know that you're my #3 fan! Thanks! Maybe next month you can shoot for the coveted first runner-up spot.
P.S. Has Ms. Napolitano figured out the wallpaper and paint scheme for the office yet?
